My plan when I set out on to write this blog today was to share the perverted details of a satisfying Medical Fetish session I enjoyed recently with a client who has been to see me before but who had fallen by the wayside and hadn’t visited for a year or two. My first thought when I saw him was that one of his Medical Fetish games must involve dieting, because even before my colonic treatment he had lost a shit-load of weight through lockdown since last we met.
How jealous am I? Some people have enough strong will to exercise, whilst others like me just stay happy swigging gin and having kinky fun.
One of the reasons I love Medical Fetish and colonic hydrotherapy clients is that their needs allow me to slip into my fantasy role of being a leading Medical Fetish practitioner in my West London Clinic for The Sexually Insane. The games, in which I often take a starring role as cruel and implacable ‘Nurse Despair’, allow me to get my teeth into a verbal scenario and demonstrate what a great actress I can be. It’s what in my childhood I might have called “playing Doctors and Nurses” and often involves another popular game of “show my yours… and I’ll show you mine”.
However, I suddenly realised that the best way of revealing the secrets of my Medical Fetish and colonic fun is to share the emails which led to this troubled man’s appointment. As always, client confidentiality is essential and so names have been changed to protect the sinfully perverted.
FROM: Doctor Strangelove. (Urgent)
TO: Miss Miranda at The BDSM Laboratory.
“You may recall my patient who you investigated for a serious case of perversion at your former Hanwell clinic, and who subsequently attended over several years with various female companions. Although he seemed to have gone into remission, and his former taste for corporal punishment has been permanently corrected, he is now exhibition disturbing symptoms of a continuing neurological complex with inappropriate synaptic connections between the anal nervous plexus and the cortical regions usually associated with normal eroticism.
“I would like to refer this patient to you for a full cleansing of the colon and investigation of Medical Fetish abnormalities. As usual, some form of restraint may be needed to complete the colonic and your investigations. If you can accept this referral the patient will make himself available whenever you require his attendance. He has no known allergy to latex”.
FROM: Miss Miranda, The Bondage Mistress (aka Nurse Despair)
TO: Doctor Strangelove.
“I am glad you contacted me about this individual who does appear to have red-lighted several medical alert systems with his previous penchant for questionable acquaintances and deep-seated Medical Fetish perversions. Luckily enough, I have managed to secure a slot at the primary colonic clinic. I am sure you are aware that colonic hydrotherapy would work perfectly for this man, and I trust you have reviewed his medical notes to sure he has no contra indications to this treatment. This wash-though, although deeply intrusive and requiring substantial tubes and colonic funnels inserted into his anus, will utterly flush out his bowels, and solve his major issue, which you so clearly describe as him being “full of sh*t”.
“Following the most through colonic hydrotherapy I plan to secure the patient in the clinic’s latest bondage chair and use multiple wanking machines to increase his sexual frustration to near breaking point. A variety of sounds, including electrified metal probes, will then be inserted into his urethra before his nurse manually check on the levels of arousal. I should point out, however, that there is always the possibility of side-effects with this masturbation method – including the chance of an inadvertent ‘ruined orgasm’ which will drain his balls without allowing him any pleasure and ensure no reinforcement of his perverted behaviour. I will send you a full medical report in due course”.
