Nurse Despair
Bridging the gap between then and now, Nurse Despair is a firm believer in the old ways of patient care. Using the scrupulously cleaned tools and presenting herself in a myriad of retro style medical wear, Nurse Despair is always on call to administer a cleansing colonic or retention enema. No urethra is left without probing, no orifice unchecked, every patient will be treated…whether they like it or not. With both a steely eye and cheeky glint, there is no such thing as ‘personal space’ when Nurse Despair has her sights on you.





